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icekoffi:

terminallycapricious:

dancingpurge:

pixievenus-ishere:

fooploops:

slugbox:

bonusjosh:

thedeedeedee:

nanasharkwolf:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

sonic Riders: Hedgehogs and birds racing on flying skateboards.

Bulletstorm, you shoot people and do tricks by kicking and hitting them with a glowing stick

Resident Evil 4, You travel to the boondocks to find a whiny bitch only to end up infected as a hooker in red attempts to save your life.

You pay a dollar to listen to crap J-Pop from some fluorescent light lined speakers. Jump around like an idiot too. In public. Don’t forget deodorant. Then you put more money in.

Super Mario Sunshine. You play as a fat plumber and have to wash a whole fucking island and various other places, not to mention if you don’t do it you’ll get sent to prison.

NiGHTS Journey Of Dreams
You mate, then, fly around as a gay clown and chase stupid birds.
If you make it to the end, you fight the wannabe gangster Wizeguy and his gayer clown groupie.

Space Channel 5 Part 2:

The President has been kidnapped by robots. Are you a good enough dancer to rescue the President?

Or: Robots and an albino mad scientist with a purple disco suit. Who loves to airhump.

Okami. You’re a wolf that paints trees pink when you’re not being attacked by monkeys.

Viewtiful Joe: You’re a short dude who pretends to be a superhero and uses crappy cgi and special effects to attack your enemies

Super Mario Bros. 3:
You walk hundreds of miles through several different worlds. You get this shitty power up that makes it so you can turn into a statue and stop moving. You get this other shitty power up that makes you throw hammers that always miss everything you throw them at. There’s parts where you slide on the ice and can’t control yourself. And in the end you get shot at by everything. Game sucks ass!

I am so D.T.H.L.C.W.Y…A.T.F.

Down to have lengthy conversations with you…and then fuck.

A penis in the hand is better than two in the bush.

…Doesn’t sound accurate at all.

Gamecube on Wii-U?

I think it’s kind of innevitable that we will be able to download Gamcube Games onto the Wii-U (since it’s not backwards compatible with GC games).

These are some of the titles I’d love to see:

• Super Mario Sunshine.
  It’s an amazing game, and an amazing “sequel” to Super Mario 64.
• Luigi’s Mansion.
  I never got to play this, because I never actually owned a Gamecube, but everyone I talked to said it was good, so I’d really like to be able to play it.
• Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
  Every game in the Paper Mario series is amazing, and this is no exception, so I would really love to play it again.
• Super Smash Bros. Melee.
  This one is obvious. But even more so for me, because it’s my favorite in the SSB series. (Yes, I liked Melee more than Brawl. There were significant things about Brawl I didn’t like.)
• The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
  Another game I never got to play, but it looks fun.

And that’s basically my list for now. Like I said, I never owned a Gamecube, so there’s probably a lot of games I missed out on.

You know what I haven’t had in ages?

chrc:

Motherfucking tacos.

B) *goes to shop*

You know what I haven’t wanted to eat in ever?

Motherfucking tacos.

B) *goes to different shop*